Does anyone completely understand you?
Probably not. I'm not saying that I'm so out there that I'm incomprehensible, but you really need to know my family to know where I come from.

I am an amalgamation of my father, his five brothers, his parents and his aunt and her husband.
Yes, I am slightly elitist. Yes, I am sarcastic about everything. Yes, I do think everyone else is dumb. Yes, I will show affection by picking on you relentlessly.

The way I tell stories, the stories I tell and my sense of humour all come from my dad's side of the family. I get exaggerated accents when I tell stories. Long Island and Queens.

I am the first Werkmeister girl born in a generation. There are ten of us: four girls, six boys.
Boy, girl, girl, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, girl, girl.
My personality is not a coincidence.