I Hope To See My Sister Married Off to A Smart Man.

xxelmo0265xx: heyy were r u ??
MissyAnn95x: Rooomage.
xxelmo0265xx: oh doi wat lookin at da magizine???
MissyAnn95x: ....way to not speak English
xxelmo0265xx: oh **doin **dat
MissyAnn95x: You're still not peaking English.
And no i'm not looking at the magazine I already did.
I'm on the computer (obviously)
xxelmo0265xx: oh shut up
xxelmo0265xx: peaking isnt english either
MissyAnn95x: Yeah but that was just a typo.
MissyAnn95x:Dat, Wat, and Da were not typos.
xxelmo0265xx: da was
MissyAnn95x: No, it wasn't.
You meant "the" but instead you wrote "da"

"Research" Paper

Would you stay in the room if a large spider was in it?:
yeah sooooooonn
id have a mad nice intellectual conversation with it share stories and drink some tea with that niggah

For my Intro to Psych class, I'm writing a term paper about the relationships between my siblings and me, and how our parents have affected us, or not affected us, in a couple of good cases.
It's supposed to be about 10 pages long and I have about two to three weeks to finish it by. I think I'm going to start jotting down notes in my spare time.


My brother is close to four years younger than me and my sister was born when I was five and a half years old. As far as I can tell, that's a pretty big gap for most families in terms of sibling closeness. If my brother means the world to me, then my sister is more important to my well-being than oxygen.

Tips For Dating Girls

1. Shut. Up. Shut up shut up shut up. You are not nearly as charming or as clever as you think you are.

I Didn't Really Like The Great Gatsby

But I think Daisy is a fantastic name.

PSA

Psychology homework is exorbitantly frustrating when slightly inebriated.